“If there be laughter in your heart Don't hold it for tomorrow.”
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“As we jogg on, either laugh with me, or at me, or in short do any thing—only keep your temper.”
“Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.”
“Stupid people, people who do not know how to laugh, are always pompous and self-conceited.”
“We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke.”
“Conquered people tend to be witty. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.”
“It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings.”
“The contingency of all into which time enters is the source of pathos, comedy, and tragedy.”
“Making a book is a craft, like making a clock; it needs more than native wit to be an author.”
“In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.”
“The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.”
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