All Quotes · Page 266

“You start to realize you have a different purpose.”

“You come out on the other side with this whole new appreciation for life.”

“Golf is the art of turning a walk into a search party for one tiny ball.”

“A golf swing lasts seconds; explaining it afterward can take all afternoon.”

“The fairway is a place where confidence goes to meet a small white reality check.”

“In golf, a lucky bounce is simply a rule you did not know existed.”

“The best golf advice is to keep your head down—especially when the scorecard appears.”

“A good golf partner celebrates your birdie and forgets your ninth bunker shot.”

“Golf teaches patience, because the ball has no interest in your schedule.”

“Every golfer believes the next shot will be different; that is the sport’s renewable energy.”

“The shortest distance in golf is between a promise to play safe and a driver in your hand.”

“A golf ball finds water with the confidence of a duck that has been invited.”

“The scorecard is proof that optimism should never be left unattended.”

“Golf is easier when you remember that the trees are not moving on purpose.”

“A perfect round of golf is mostly a story told by someone who left their scorecard at home.”

“Golf: where one great shot can fund forty-five minutes of bad decisions.”

“The rough is only rough because the fairway makes it look bad.”

“A mulligan is a beautiful reminder that everyone believes in second chances.”

“The most reliable club in a golf bag is the one you forgot to bring.”

“Golf rewards consistency—usually the consistent ability to find the sand.”

“Never argue with a golf course; it has heard every excuse before.”

“A golfer’s favorite number is par, followed closely by “that one does not count.””