“The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel.”
Funny Quotes · Page 2
Laugh out loud with the funniest quotes from comedians, writers, and witty thinkers throughout history. Because sometimes laughter truly is the best medicine.
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“Perseverance, n. A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.”
“Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.”
“The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.”
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.”
“The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”
“Don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise.”
“And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'tis that I may not weep.”
“No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.”
“The most completely wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed.”
“The highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion.”
“Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: for wit is news only to ignorance.”