Funny Quotes · Page 3
Laugh out loud with the funniest quotes from comedians, writers, and witty thinkers throughout history. Because sometimes laughter truly is the best medicine.
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“Books are good enough in their own way, but they are a mighty bloodless substitute for life.”
“Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.”
“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.”
“A man may be a fool and not know it—but not if he is married.”
“Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'tis but the funeral of the former year.”
“Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form.”
“All the best sands of my life are somehow getting into the wrong end of the hourglass.”
“If a man could half his wishes he would double his troubles.”
“Your race, in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter.”
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
“Sport, that wrinkled Care derides, and Laughter, holding both his sides.”
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